Frankenberry's Identity Revealed!

By the way-- it would only make sense that the "Frankenberry" contributor to this Blog would be R. DeFrank, which is exactly why it is not him. Instead, it is my boyfriend, Sean. I know you don't know him (maybe Dr. Jones does), but it definitely is a name he would choose randomly. Frankenberry could post a message every once in a while if for nothing else, the minimal purpose of pleasing his girlfriend...